-> Japanese


The long awaited...... The MONK let out a fart!
Turn around slowly........ If we have any behavior that heats things up in the living room, I can't help but drag irons. It shines! It spins! It makes noise! Release it for the Red Beam Gun to scatter bullets. A shocking scene might play itself out right here before us."
Lilka "Ahh!"
Liz "I'll scream! Someone help! Someone! Trespassing!"
Ard "Ard.....Ard, Ard......rd, Ard."
Ashley "You're alive!"
Liz "Earthworms and crickets are so, so cool because they're alive. Being alive is so unbelievably fabulous!"
Ashley "That's what I usually believe. But why are you here? Weren't you on the Heimdal Gazzo?"
Lilka "After that I didn't see you around anymore."
Liz "Oh, no! Don't bring that up! Don't go inquiring about my past!
That day, I......."
Ashley (Hm. He's started talking about it himself.)
Lilka (So, he wants me to listen. There are lots like him around.)
Liz "Actually, we weren't on the Heimdal Gazzo."
Ashley "But it was Odessa's final battle. Are you really one of them?"
Liz "Actually, I am a little unsure about that too. I guess that shows how much they valued me. They only requested up to (Defcon) B."
Ashley "You guys can't help but get in the way and hold us back."
Liz "I'd hoped to do a military maneuver with little Vins at least once."
Ard "Ard, Ard."
Lilka (That reminds me....... I have never seen them performing maneuvers with the Odessa soldiers.)
Ashley (Certainly, probably, they were just being used.)
Lilka (How sad! How pitiful!)
Liz "It seems the top contender gathering sympathy votes. What I want isn't anything like that! I have a dream to fulfill, even if it means working with terrorists. I want the endless sea of stars."
Ashley "Are you all right?"
Liz "I'm a stickler for manners. How dare you tell me that."
Ashley "But you always say such outrageous nonsense. But really, why did such...... 'unique' creatures as you two decide to team up with Odessa?"
Liz "Do you know the smell of the earth and our true feelings? I was lured in by the Red Tractor Beam. I'll divulge the secret, secret past."
Ashley "Please, keep it brief."
Liz "I got involved in terrorism so I could return to my homeland. I won't do anything bad from now on."
Ashley "Wow. You can really do it when you try. To be so concise.......Science, huh?"
Lilka (Stop it Ashley. It's as if you're making fun of science.)
Liz "Science. Right, science. Science converted me."
Ashley "How can you say that after you've made such a mistake with science?"
Liz "I can't believe it! All I want to do is to return to my hometown. If my dream comes true, all creatures will be healthy and peace will be assured. Don't want things so peaceful that everyone's bored. Finally, the idea of food vanishes. The smallest morsel is refused and the sutra's chant will quiet. Wow! I almost was enlightened just imaging it."
Lilka "I wonder if he'll really be all right?"
Ashley "You have no choice but to believe. So what are we supposed to do?"
Liz "Wow! I'm so marvelously happy! Now, losers of the combat unit ---- please show me around here, at my own home."
Lilka "This here is ours?"
Ashley "Wait a minute. What do you mean you want to be shown around?"
Liz "We were locked out by the security system. Finally, the computers rebelled. This is first class Hard SF. Think you're so smart. But to quote a masked wrestler, 'Don't enter a tiger's den and there won't be any orphans.' If you face adversity now, everything else will be easy."
Ashley "The only thing I can think is that they're both bugged. Well, all right. I'll show you around. Just go on home or wherever."
Liz "How exciting!!! The young one changed his mind. Hip Hip Hooray!"
Ard "Ard......Ar.......Ard!"



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