| Laguna | "Why the heck do I have to do this!?" |
| Kiros | "'Cause we have no money." |
| Laguna | "Alright, I'm sorry!!! Yeah, so it's kinda my fault that we stayed at the hotel so often. But heck, I'm not cut out be an actor!" |
| Kiros | "So you say, but we know you're really quite excited......" |
| Director | "Ok everyone! Take your positions!" |
| Laguna | "Man, I can't believe this director...... Making a movie with me....an amateur...........The heck am I supposed to do?" Alright, alright..... So we were lucky I got the job. As long as we make some money,right....?" |
| Laguna | "A-Are you serious!? What kind of costume is this!?" |
| Kiros | "Ah, ah, ah.... No complaining. Let's go, let's go, let's go!" |
| Director | "Hey, look at you. Not bad. This is your co-star, playing the part of the sorceress." |
| Co-Star | "Hi, nice to meet you!" |
| Director | "All we need now is someone to play the dragon..... Oh.....! Perfect. Hey, you back there!" |
| Kiros | "Yes?" |
| Director | "I'm kinda in a squeeze here...... The guy playing the dragon
is sick...... Do you think you could put on the dragon costume and kinda just.....walk down here? I'll pay ya....." |
| Kiros | "I......guess so." |
| Director | "Ok, just be on standby over there." |
| Kiros | "A-Ahhhh.....!!!" |
| Director | "Ok, people, here we go. Scene 12, 'Death of the Sorceress'. Ready...... ACTION!!!" |
| Sorceress | "Oh, Sir Knight..... Save me from the wicked dragon.....!" |
| Laguna | "Oh.....Ok..... I....I'll s-save you from the dragon....." (.....Darn it. I'm gettin' all nervous here. And what's with this gunblade? Haven't used one of these since training. Kinda like this?) |
| Director | "Hey, not bad. I'll just put in some voice overs..... Ok! Bring on the dragon!!! Hey! Come on, guys! The dragon! Alright! Here we go! WooooooW!!! Just like the real thing....! Excellent work, Kiros!!! Wait a minute...... Was the costume THAT big.....?" |
| Laguna | (Whoa! Kiros is takin' this seriously. Man, looks like the real thing.....) "Erghhh!!!" (G-Geez.....! Take it easy, Kiros.....) "......What the....? Is this thing real!???" |
| Director | "WHAT!!! No wonder.....!!! W-What am I doin'....? I'm gettin' outta here! W-Well, Sir Knight..... It's all yours!" |
| Sorceress | "S-S-Sir Knight..... I must bid you farewell!!!" |
| Laguna | "H-HEY! Don't just leave me here!!! Tch! It's not gonna let me go. Hmm..... The gunblade..... Alright! Let's go!!! |
Not yet!!! I'm done for..... |