-> Japanese


Solt "Is something wrongly wrong, Monsieur Pierre? This is it! There is no turning back now!"
Peppor "Shake it! Pierre! Solt!
J-Just you wait, Lynx! We'll teach you a lesson about General Viper's spice, I mean, spite! Shake it and say your prayers! ......Not that it'll do you any good!"
Solt "Monsieur Pierre! Let us be on our way!"
Pierre "Actually......... Moi seem to have an upset stomach from last night's party at Monsieur Zappa's. It is not a good idea for moi to run......."
Solt "......Are you seriously serious about being a hero?"
Peppor "Th-That's pathetic!!!"
Pierre "P-Please! Do not run!!!"


Peppor "H-Huh!? What just happened!? W-What are we doin' out here!?
W-We're so high up! I-Is this thing floain'!?"
Solt "Our bodies seem to have passed through the floor just now......"
Peppor "Th-This sure is some fort....... Huh, Pierre?
......!?
W-What's shakin', Pierre? You alright? You don't look so well. W-Who knows if there'll be a toilet up ahead! Shake it and hold it in!"
Pierre "Moi should be fine....... Moi am a hero....... I-I'll do mon best......."
Peppor "W-We shook out a lot of cash to hire you! You better!!!"


Peppor "S-Someone shake it and open that door!"
Solt "We shall leave this up to you, Peppor!"
Peppor "W-Why me!?"
Pierre "Tah ta-tah! Moi say we decide this with a game of rock, paper, scissors. That would be appropriate, non?"
Peppor "G-Good idea! You're a true hero, alright!
OK, ready.......? Rock, paper, scissor......... SHAKE!!"

"............"
Solt "It is you, Monsieur Pierre!"
Pierre "Ohhhhhhh......... Moi feel the squirts coming on........! Oh, the pain........the pain........."
Peppor ".......Ohhh man........ Alright, let's shake another game........"
Pierre "Oui, oui, oui!!! Indeed!"

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The three of them were never heard from again..........



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